Online Flirting – A New Art Form June 2, 2010
Posted by getlaid in : Uncategorized , comments closedMany of the same things work for online flirting that work for “brick and mortar” flirting and all relationships begin with successful flirting. Flirting is an art that requires oozing confidence without being OTT. If you go too far, she will label you “slimy” If you don’t go far enough, she will label you “wimpy”. So how do you achieve that point half way between slimy and wimpy and do it online without using eye contact or body language? All you have is a computer an internet connection and membership in an online dating site, right?
1. Have fun! Be light-hearted, funny and entertaining. Make her eager to talk to you again. Flirting is playful.
2. Ooze confidence. Successful flirts have a positive outlook on life. You need to transmit the “feel good” factor. An optimistic attitude attracts females like honey attracts flies.
3. 3. Compliment her…and do it often and sincerely. Nothing opens doors like making her feel good about herself. She will want to spend more time with you and if she pays you a compliment say “thank you”. Do Not be self depreciating.
4. Listen…listen….listen. Pay attention to what she says and ask appropriate questions. Get her to open up and talk about herself. Make her feel like she is interesting and that you are interested in her. Works wonders!
5. Don’t be rude. Flirting does not include being sexually explicit nor taking offence if the lady isn’t responding to you. If she isn’t interested, take the hint and move on to the next prospect. If you get a lot of rejections, you should probably consider a different approach.
6. Send an email after you chat. This ranks right up there with sending a thank you note for a gift and it is vital to successful flirting.
Don’t try to go too fast. Flirting is the first step to a successful relationship.
Top 50 Pick Up Lines May 31, 2010
Posted by getlaid in : Uncategorized , comments closed1. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
2. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
3. I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
4. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
5. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
6. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
7. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
8. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
9. I’ve seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
10. Is your name Gillette? …because you’re the best a man can get.
11. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?
12. Do you have a boyfriend? Well when you want a MAN-friend, come and talk to me!
13. Is there a Rainbow, because you’re the treasure I’ve been searching for.
14. Check their label on their shirt and when she says, “What are you doing?” You say, “Checking to see if you were made in heaven.”
15. If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together
16. “Can I borrow a quarter?” When she asks “why?”, say, “I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.”
17. Damn, I thought “very-fine” only came in a bottle!
18. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
19. Do you have the time? No, the time to write down my number?
20. Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us.
21. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
22. I seemed to have lost my way, would you mind taking me with you.
23. You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.
24. You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
25. You must be from Pearl Harbor, ’cause baby, you’re the bomb.
26. You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.
27. You are the only reason why I came in here alone.
28. What’s a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?
29. Were you just smiling at me from across the room, or do I have my contacts in wrong?
30. Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on earth!
31. I was looking at a light bulb today and it made me think of you and how you light up my world.
32. You know, we have actually met before. Remember the dream you had of the perfect guy? I was the guy standing to his right.
33. Is your name David? I want to be Goliath and fall for you.
34. You must be a magnet, because it looks like you are attracted to my buns of steel.
35. Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag…because I asked for you for Christmas.
36. My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?
37. You be the biscuits and I’ll be the gravy, let us do breakfast sometime.
38. Hi, I’m astronomer and I’ve been sent by the department to examine a heavenly body named XGY8… 6… 9’er… Er, wait. That heavenly body is you!
39. Hey baby. You got a jersey cause I need your name and number?
40. I put a drop of tear in the ocean last night for you. And I won’t stop loving you until you find that tear drop.
41. I’m a Love Pirate, and I’m here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!
42. When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
43. Speak of the devil….or should I say “Angel”?
44. Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
45. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
46. Do you have a BandAid? I just scrapped my knee falling for you.
47. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
48. Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
49. Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?
50. If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you’ve made me smile, I’d hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
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